4 blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff.What is the tradgedy of this story?
The minivan could've held 8 blondes.
How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff.
What do you call a blonde in a business suit, sitting on a tree, holding a briefcase?
A branch manager
One day a blonde had a doctor appointment. She went into
the doctor's office and was told to sit down on theexamination table. The doctor went over the blonde, put his
stethoscope over her heart and said, "Big breaths."
To which the blonde replied, "Yeah, I know and I'm only sixteen."
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
Why don't blondes get coffee breaks at work?
Because retraining costs too much.
How do you kill a blond?
Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How do you kill a blond hanging by one arm from a tree?
Wave.
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?
Ejection seats in helicopters.
